Beneath the apron: My Chicken Bacon Ranch Pasta Adventure


Well, well, well! I’ve done it again, haven’t I? I’ve whipped up a storm in the kitchen, crafting an irresistible combination of ingredients that hit the sweet spot every time. This time, it’s the much-loved and ever-so-indulgent Chicken Bacon Ranch Pasta.

Now, don’t be a stick in the mud; allow me to walk you through the wild ride that is cooking this dish. It’s a veritable waltz of flavors that would keep even the fussiest of food critics tapping their toes.

I kick things off by showing the chicken some love, searing those juicy chunks to a perfect golden brown. I’m not one to blow my own trumpet, but it’s a skill I’ve pretty much nailed down. The aroma that floats around the kitchen is intoxicating, not to put too fine a point on it.

The bacon comes next – a sizzling act that, let me tell you, is as close to a performance art as cooking gets. You gotta flip it and toss it like a pro, careful not to burn a thing.

The moment I toss that bacon into the wok, I feel like the ringleader of a culinary circus. It’s the turning point, where things really start to heat up, and the dish begins to take shape.

Just when you think it can’t get any better, I throw in a handful of pasta, some ranch seasoning, and lashings of cheese. And my word, what a game-changer that is! As they say, the proof is in the pudding, or in this case, the pasta.

Voila! There you have it—a masterpiece that tastes like a lazy Sunday afternoon—socially distanced, of course!

Just a smidgen of advice before we end this little tale: live a little, will ya? Toss aside those tedious takeaways, roll up your sleeves, and start creating magic in your kitchen. You’ll thank me later, folks.

Cluck, Pluck, Luck: Your Chicken Masterpiece Awaits!

– Gather your ingredients: 8 ounces penne pasta, 2 boneless skinless chicken breasts, 6 slices cooked bacon, 1 tablespoon olive oil, 2 cloves garlic (minced), 1 cup heavy cream, 1 packet (1 oz.) ranch dressing mix, 1 cup shredded cheddar cheese, Salt and Pepper to taste.

– Place a large pot of water on high heat until boiling. Add a splash of olive oil, a pinch of salt, then cook the pasta according to package instructions until al dente. Drain and set aside.

– While the pasta cooks, heat the olive oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat.

– Add the chicken breasts, season with salt and pepper, cook until golden brown and cooked through. Take the chicken out of the skillet and set aside to cool.

– In the same skillet, cook your bacon until crispy. Remove and crumble.

– In that bacon fat, add your minced garlic and cook until fragrant.

– Reduce the heat to low. Add the heavy cream and the ranch dressing packet, stirring well to combine.

– Allow the sauce to sim for a few minutes until starting to thicken.

– Chop your cooked chicken into bite-sized pieces and add back to the skillet.

– Toss in the cooked pasta, stirring well to ensure each piece is slathered in the creamy ranch sauce.

– Sprinkle the shredded cheddar and crumbled bacon over the pasta.

– Stir again until the cheese is melted and everything is well combined.

– Serve immediately and enjoy!

Chick ‘n’ Flip: Bon Appétit with a Feathered Twist!